So, can you believe it?! My assistant just up and left! Didn’t even give me notice. How gauche! And of course, I’ve always been exceptionally kind to her. Perhaps, as some say, it just got too hot in the kitchen for her. Some also say I am upset. In a pig’s eye! I’ve got bigger fish to fry. Ha ha! I am being very witty this morning with my cusine references I must say.
Touché Fredrica!
Anyhoo, everything is working out just fine. I’ve already got another assistant. You see, it wasn’t too hard to find a fantastic replacement, for I am an exceptional boss and I reward my workers with splendid perks! For example, everyday I bring out snacks for them to enjoy. Today my lucky new assistant shall receive these adorable little sliders.
Those are Aristotle’s favorites… not that I really think too much about him or worry about what he likes… it’s just that he really appreciates me, I mean, cooking, so I can’t help but spoil him a bit. Like yesterday, he was feeling rather down because he had lost something or the other - actually I believe he had lost his nail clippers and you know how manicured and handsome he insists on being (not like American men) - so I fedex’d him this delightful Shrimp Scampi and oh well, it was absolutement adorable how much he gushed over it! He’d never had scampi before.
Not MY scampi that is.
Anything else is a sad sad imitation of greatness.
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